ST. PADDY'S DAY HASH 2006
Sunday, March 19th, 2006
Trash - Run #510
Hares: Sexual Life of a Camel, Mustapha Kunt
Hounds: Cheap Thrills, Clit On, Flipper, Foxy Lady, Laid Low, Launch Pad, Lemonentry, Likes It Rough, Multiple Entry, Open All Night, Panty Ho, Pooh Runner, Pop-a-Weenie, Sinnerbad, Total F**kup, Up For Grabs
Hash scribe: Cheap Thrills
We all congregated at Mustapha K*nt’s condo on the Plateau, dressed in our various green attire to celebrate St. Paddy’s day. As we headed off across the mountain we had a déjà vu of last week’s run without the icy hill climb to the top. With a few check backs and false trails we eventually ended up at the beer stop (read the back of MK’s car loaded with Guinness) just in time to see the St. Paddy’s Day parade go by. The streets were lined with many a drunken sailor so we went unnoticed except for the odd comment from passerby’s asking if we were the HHH. Do you think the chorus of Swing Low gave us away?
There was the usual…Panty Ho in his green jacket (Master’s jacket without the crest) looking like an irish troll….Lemonentry dressed in green with his St. Paddy’s cap….a perfect imitation of a leprechaun and SLOC, one of our illustrious hares with green hair.
The next part of the trail was not marked so instructions were to run along the parade route until Milton then turn left. So off we go…Flipper and Cheap Thrills in hot pursuit of our FRB Panty Ho who was zigging and zagging behind the tail end of the parade until we ended up running alongside the floats looking like the sideshow act in the circus and Security assuming we were part of the parade. The rest of the pack was running along the crowded sidewalks, dodging the drunken masses. Clit On and Up for Grabs soon caught up and we headed (head…who said head) to the next beer stop, close to the On In.
Just as we circled up…..who limps in but Sinnerbad and Likes It Rough…..looking like they had just had one too many along the parade route. Panty Ho celebrated his 50th run and struggled to down the beer from his new mug while foaming at the mouth. Various offences were given out, green beer was consumed and a good time was had by all. Until next week’s 8th Anniversary of Viagra/Sugar in the Bush run….On On.