Foxy swings from tree to tree to cross the river.
It's only cold until you get used to it...
Just Josh "I like it! Can I keep them? "
After a few beers, Dead Animal is unable to tie his shoe-laces, but seems
over qualified to solve the problems of the world.
nice water fall
nice beaver dam
|Date : August 1st 2004
Location: Morin Heights
Hares : TFU & Hilda
The scribe is back , Trills and Abbott have no one to blame for their lack of literary skills and imagination.
“The following is a record of the true events as remembered by your scribe”.
STOP THE PRESSES “TFU SETS A DECENT RUN”
Time for a beautiful TFU run. Everyone drove the 90 minutes or so up north wondering if this lad will live up to his name.
Ahhh, the crisp air, the gorgeous scenery, relaxing tree lined streets and trails winding leisurely around a crystal clear alpine lake. Arrived at the On on with trills, to find TFU and his family patiently waiting for the mob of running drunks to arrive and disturb the residents of this peaceful lake district.
TFU’s about to do chalk talk, shit the hare has no trainers on, how in bloody hell is he going to take off with the pack. He issues an order “ stay in two’s, location easy to get lost , lots of mud , bugs, water wear long pants undergrowth is high.
Starts talk and begins to make invisible markings, the man has no flour. How in heavens is any hasher supposed to dream up the images he is describing. Most hashers cannot even find the run location with a map and directions, (your scribe is guilty of this one hence the mention). .Here is Total Fuck Up at his best. Makes you wonder what his live in love Fukloric is thinking or does she.?
Pack chuckles , no swearing when you cross people’s property and no pissing on the grass either. Pack whispers a “fu*k you” and off we go as he sends us right.
Walkers head left with SLOC leading them , only hasher I know who cannot run shiggy , loves the pavement, that birk is really different or should I say …ah well!!! He’s got Flipper, (who usually runs but had a HARD night, (wonder what was HARD ) and cannot move her legs to run) Pop a Weenie, Turkish (who incindentally has hurt her hips doing the nasty with K*nt, the things wives do to keep their men in check.), Just Vinnie and Just Isabel
Runners head left , with Dead Animal , Foxy , Sinnerbad, mudsticker, Slit,Kunt, Dead Dick, Just Joachim (god dammit that name gotta go, someone name the bastard)
Run starts On up, everyone’s puffing especially Foxy, Sinnerbad, kunt, DA who all just returned from a binge in Cardiff.
Hit a back check 12, DA mutters, f*cker needed time to donne his trainers so he sent his off in to wrong direction. Pack turns around and in the distance I see this familiar swagger of a man, shit it’s Peniscillin and his gorgeous blonde bird Beaver. Just left the bastard drunk in Cardiff, guess he managed to make it home. I look at Beaver and with a straight face and lie, “he was an absolute gem in Cardiff, never drank and always slept alone in his room”. Pack finds trail to the right and on up.
At his point we begin to hit the dams, the harriets are staying to keep their feet dry, Thrills take off and we can hear her calling.
As we head down the hill, it’s a right and into the shiggy we all head. Trail is crisp and wet. Everything is overgrown and lots of rocks so the run turns to a hike trot. Only the FRB’s like Slitdigger cannot slip and we hear the collective mummers of “wanna pass”
Pack stays together until; we get out of the shiggy and hit the road, Slitdigger is up front but the “poofter” never calls, back check. Joachim heads right, Beaver left and Mudsticker up the hill. Beaver calls on on and we all take off.
K*nt and Arouse his Point lead the pack, Mudsticker and I head off together with Peniscillin in the back.
Back into the shiggy again and over numerous beautiful dams. gotta say some engineering firms should hire these rodents to build dams for free and fire those high paying Americans. Useless bastards need drawings and blueprints to build something a 40 pound rodent can do blindfolded and can actually carry the weight of DA and Dead Dick at the same time.
Hare arrives and has a camera, hit a beautiful waterfall, Mudsticker poses “tits up for the boys” and on we go. Hare sticks with us and generally smells bad. Pack is slowed down because we are now in Virgin trail, undergrowth about 2 feet high and it’s an uphill hike.
Peniscillin discovers the raspberry bushes and decides to have a feast on trail. Hit a check, Sinnerbad and Arouse take a falsie, on the way down she goes day tripping and screams. In the distance we can hear DA calling” are you, are you, “On On”’ we yell, the bastard known for cutting trail yells again “are you.” We all chuckle and press on fu*ker is lost in the forest, he will unfortunately find his way back to the on on .The climb up was slippery but we generally stayed within shouting distance of each other , this part was a hike a with no checks or falsies due to the nature of the trail. We hear a rustling and as we turn out or the bushes comes a deer. She glides over the marsh like a ballet dancer we all stop and sigh. This is one of the reasons I love to hash can’t in the woods, see that running in a cement jungle. Pack is really split now , another 20 minutes and we will hit the lake for the swim to the on in. Out of the shiggy and I realize that pack was running within earshot of each other, arrived at the lake and the FRB’s were all there .All jumped in and swarm over to the Cottage, water was clear and free of muck, felt glorious.
Arrived at the cottage and brought out a sexy apron I picked up in The Hague for our BBQ’s .Our chef Just Josh was only happy to have a 37, 24 , 34 figure so he donned it with panache.
Flipper calls circle:
Dead Animal does a demo of how to swallow a pint
New Cummers Just Joachim, Just Vinnie
Screwing up circle Mudsticker
Retournees K*nt, Turkish, Sinnerbad, Beaver, peniscillin, TFU, Mudsticker, Arouse h/pt, Boner,Just Isobel,Just Alanna, Muddy Nipples,DA, FoxyBrillo& OAP. Fukloric
Late cummers Beaver & Peniscillin
Small breast envy Trills , Chilli. Mudsticker
Hares Shitty run, no shiggy, no water , no dams
Wimps Pop a weenie , SLOC, Flipper, Brillo , OAP Chili, 6of 9, Vinnie
Hosts TFU, Fukloric,Just Stan & Just Josh
RA Takes over : MUDSTICKER
Wankers with no imagination , all in the green shirt with the Welsh flag get the f*ck out here out steps K*nt, Turkish, DA ,Sinnerbad and Foxy
Pissing on Trail K*nt, Slitdigger , Beaver
Breast OAP, Trills
Giving anti pregnancy breathing exercises Fukloric
Non calling bastards Slitdigger, DA
Disobedience in circle Trills
Daytripping Sinnerbad, Dead Dick Toy Boy
Sloc , Sinnerbad
Stripper DA Turkish
Shopping on trail Beaver & Peniscellin
Circle closes , an we all mosey on over to the BBQ pits being manned by Just Josh.
The feast began as we all sat by the lake to enjoy the beautiful scenery.
Thanks tour hares especially TFU who managed to get through this run without fuc*ing up anything. He also managed to surprise his live in love (men would do anything for a shag) with a beautiful birthday cake , candles and all. Take a bow TFU.. .. our muchas gracias , merci beaucoup, grazi to the folks for letting a group of running drunks into their weekend pad.
Your humble ( that work does not exist in Sinnerbad’s vocab.) Scribe