Date: Sunday, April 10th, 2004 @ 1:00PM
Location: Cote des Neiges
Hares: Speed Hump, Keeps Cumming, Muddy Nipples
Hashers: Abbot, Cheap Thrills, Dead Animal, Fig Leaf, Foxy Lady, Humper, Julius Seizure, Kristal Tits, Mustapha Kunt, Sexual Life of a Camel, Sinnerbad, Turkish Delight, 6 of 9, Just Yves
Hash Scribe: Sinnerbad
“The following is a true record of the events as recorded by the scribe of this hash”.
This is a potted version because I was so hungover I did not notice the streets , just followed the pack and prayed I made it back to the on on.
Would have been great if the instructions were correct, got to the corner where the pub should be, guess what no f*cking Pub .I decided to cross the intersection and what should my wandering eyes see , Abbott & SLOC standing at the corner.
Asked myself “ what are the doing there”Looking for lost hashers they said, pubs down and to the left,. hares got it wrong. When a run starts this way , you know it is just going to get worst.
This was a hungover run ,and as expected a small crew turned up for the run, it was rainy and of course dull. Our hares that were at last night’s “piss up” but left before the debauchery got started, thought we were in top shape and set a run for a large pack.
Off we went all 14 of us, along Van Horne , to the right through the park and lots of stairs, hit a falsie. We were happy because that trail led to the cemetery and that hill looked like Mt Everest, best falsie I ever saw. Through the park again and along the steps to University of Montreal up more stairs and the trail picked up.
Down the stairs and suddenly we hit a checkback, found the falsie 2 blocks down, too long for a hangover run with only 14 in the pack and half of them winging .Sinnerbad felt like her stomach could not hold it’s contents. Looked East and what does my wandering eye see, the Wanker from Brighton Humper, bugger shows up late , cuts trail and finds us, he looked happy but then he was absent at yesterday’s “piss up”At least he had a reason today……hares.
Sloc took off west like some had like a fire under his arse only to find another false trail after 4 checks same with K*un, heard him shout , “ f*cking checks are too long, guess all the other lazy ba*tards including myself were standing along the curb letting him & Sloc do all the checkbacks.
But we trudged on any way, being spring the streets were filthy, difficult to tell the difference between a small blob of flour and a piece of Kleenex that has rotted under the snow for 6 mths. Had to look carefully.
Our hares chose a beautiful location near the University of Montreal Campus , lots of uphill and shiggy. Too bloody hungover to recall the street names . Needless to say we headed far North , then crossed East through a couple of parks and had lots of doggy poo to avoid. Arrived at Cote de Neiges and thought the trail would go left and straight to the pub. No way continued on West then doubled back , from here it was an uphill struggle. For some reason the run felt long and it was great to finally arrive back at the ON ON .
Good job on the run Hares if only the pack was not all hung over.
Figleaf calls the circle to order
New Comer Just Yves
Hares Shit Trail
Foxy& D.Animal Missing 400th run
Dead Animal has a 3rd tit
Humper, 6of cumming late
Hares, Baby bear, Julius Caesar Returnees
RA: TURKISH / Sins on Trail
Dead Animal showing 3rd tits to all and sundry
Dead Animal farting in circle
Winging Sinnerbad, Julius
Hares shit directions
Just Yves his wife made him cum
Abbott where is Skinflint
Figleaf calling trail on a shortcut
Humper c*nt tells bad jokes
SLOC Bored in circle
Trills looking for men on internet
D.Animal loafing in circle
Lunch was a great affair of chicken wings , beer , fries and more beer.
A few of us headed downtown to our favourite drinking hole Hurleys.
Editor's note: pictures are actually from run 403 in St Catherines's, but TFU thought that no one will notice.