Date: 29th February 2004-02-29
Hare: Skinflint & Abbot
Cheap Thrills has gone off to Cuba to get a tan and get shagged some by unsuspecting 20 year old for one(1) American dollar. She left a Trinidadian Bird to write the footnotes for today’s run. So do not blame the Trini intelligence for her narration of the events as she saw them. ON ON
Well it was a joint effort by Skinflint & Abbot with the old man starting the trail markings with” the grape and flour we used may have faded, so “ look carefully in the snow.
Off we went with the usual FRB’s in the front Slitdigger ran up the hill and left no doubt that he had to be back to burp Baby Katie or Jiffy Lube would have him for dinner.
The day was perfect, a bit of wind, lots of snow where it should be, on the grass and a perfect 5 degrees. The pack generally stayed together until Pop A weenie huffed and puffed and looked at the first hill and stopped to chat with Sinnerbad who said in her trini style “ Fu*k if it goes up it gotta come down sometime”. Off we went and hit the most beautiful horse trails with lots of calls for:” Shite” up ahead instead of the usual ON ON.
Trails were great as it had great checkbacks that kept the FRB’s in check and allowed the pack to catch up. Abbott allowed for some dead animals along the way and even came with us to make up for the crappy faded markings. Unknown to him his Harriet Skinflint let it slip that it was her birthday and he stayed in bed to give her a well deserved portion. Of course he did not have enough time to stir the grape mix properly hence the faded colour of the markings. Sinnerbad being her usual self complained to Dead Dick (with his crutch in hand) about the uneven trail and how her knee will hurt like hell. Then along came Humper who offered to lie on trail and let Sinnerbad slide on him. In your f*cking dreams she thought. Out of the blue came a check back down a slope. Along comes Dead Animal , the birk pushes Sinnerbad who grabs Foxy Lady by the tits. Foxy lurches forward and almost falls into the ditch. F*ck she looks at Dead Animal and calls him a f*cker in true Brit spirit and what does he do, he cowers like a
Along went the pack, we stayed together as any well thought trail should allow and got to the train tracks. Then all hell broke loose as we expected a beer stop, well the pack had to work their asses off to get across the lake in knee deep snow, no visible markings, and of course our FRB Slitdigger got their first, only to be met by Skinflint handing out Blue to the walking Harriets. Lots of photo ops.
The pack arrived and where was SLOC and Foxy Lady
A good time was had by all as we headed up another hill and through the beautiful village of
Hudson about 75 minutes later.
As we hit the end of the trail, Mustapha K*nt removed his shirt, Turkish Delight jumped him and Sinnerbad fell at his feet across the street at the sight of his well toned torso. Was it the beer????
The best part was that Foxy Lady and SLOC thought it was a A to Willows run and headed to the Ice bridge or some such place. It was a glorious end to what will surely be one of the most interesting runs this year. Well done Skinflint and Abbott for providing the entertainment if not a well marked run.
Lemonentry gets on a plane and sits next to a blonde: he asks where she is going, She tells him she is on her way to a nymphomaniac convention.” Oh Really” says Lemonentry. ”Yes” she replies “ You know it’s not African Americans that have the largest dicks, but native American Indians. ”Oh” says Lemonentry. The blonde carries on, not only that but Jewish men are more romantic than Frenchmen. Lemonentry nods wisely ”forgive me” says the blonde “ I didn’t ask your name”, Tonto Goldstein replies the
CIRCLE CALLS BONER
26 in attendance was it the weather or the beautiful location ………
Dead Animal : demonstration of a proper Down Down
Organ grinder; for doing shit all
Sloc For saying the trail disappeared up his anus
Numbskull not Cumming in a long time
Skinflint Birthday/of course we all sang HB f*ck You
Humper, Passes Wind Stupid hashers
Dead Animal & Sinnerbad : D.A. offering SB a portion
Cheap Thrills: Email to Boner wanted a threesome with anything hard
Mustapha K*nt Auto hashing
Chili ones making Dead Dick get her purse
Mustapha K asking any hasher who is willing to give him a b*ow job
Krystal Tits lost property
Sinnerbad & Foxy Lady Road rage
Just Dillan ,Organ Grinder, Pop a Weenie, Humper Welsh bonding
Hares great beer stop