Montreal Hash House Harriers
Hash Trash - Run #144
by Numbskull

Date: October 10, 1999 (Thanksgiving in Canada, eh?)
Location:  Oka
Hares: Juicy Fruit, Skinflint, Abbot
Hashers: Turkish Delight, Tigress, Eat Me, Mousie, Bl*w Job, Captain Canada, Poo Bare, Life-of-Bwian (LOB), Wife-of-Bwian (WOB), Mustapha Kunt, Dead Animal, Foxy Lady, Numbskull

First Ever Turkey Shoot Hash
(Alternative Title: Captain Canada and Bl*w Job Narrowly Escape Death After a Horrific Car Accident)

The first ever Turkey Shoot hash took place interestingly enough on Thanksgiving (that's Columbus Day for any yanks reading this).  The hares did a grand job of placing circled T markings at various points along the trail, where shots of peach schnapps where then served.  The leaves were just beginning to turn, which made up for the brief shower half way through the run. 

Down-downs included, among others:
- LOB/WOB for being returnees
- Abbot for failing to ensure nice weather for the hash
- Eat Me for sabotaging the "E" in the Eaton's store downtown
- Captain Canada and BJ for their "car crash simulation" (see below)

The car comes to a rest after careening into the ravine.  Notice how Bl*w Job is thrown out of the back window of the car with the force of the impact. 

With Captain Canada still unconscious, Bl*w Job comes to and manages to pull himself out of the wreckage.  Luckily, Abbot is there with his camera to take pictures of all the action as it unfolds.

Captain Canada also comes to and leaves the vehicle.  Today being Thanksgiving, we were all thankful the beer wasn't in the back of this car.

Thanks to Abbot for the photos.
On On!