Hares: Group Sex, Sex Pot
Hashers: Turkish Delight, Dead Animal, Foxy, Numbskull, SAV, Mustapha Kunt
Virgins: Karen, John, Shane

The Trail
Run #51 was a run of firsts. After making the pilgrimage to never-before-hashed-in NDG, the pack was subjected to mandatory face painting by the Sex Sisters mere minutes after beginning the virgin-hared run. Hashers were just as taken aback by peculiar boob-shaped markings along the trail. "Boob Checks", as it happens, are checkpoints for female Hashers only. Dead Animal was completely unfazed by this flagrant display of discrimination and proceeded to find the trail regardless.

After a much-welcomed beer stop the pack passed a local car-wash and was thoroughly hosed down by two guys with long hoses. Refreshed (and slightly traumatized) we sodded off back to the car park in wet clothes, braving both hypothermia and severe chafing. All in all, a fantastic run!

Down-downs
Much to everyone's delight the circle had the pleasure of christening Karen's new shoes. Other down-downs for the day included:

• SAV for sweating off his makeup
• Turkish & Foxy for moaning and arguing on the run
• Mustapha Kunt for sobbing on the trail as we passed his house
• Numbskull for neglecting the Hash Trash
• Spillage of the golden fluid, etc.

Hash Naming
In the true, completely undemocratic spirit of the circle, Sandra was officially named "Sex Pot".