Montreal Hash House Harriers
Hash Trash - Run #39 (Pig Roast '97)
Note: This Hash Trash from 1997 was originally in paper form and was only placed on the web site in August 2003.
Location: St-Lazare
Date: Sunday, May 25th, 1997
Hare(s): Woody, Turbo
Hashers: Lucifer, Killer, Just Jane, Just Josée, Dead Animal, Zebedee, Foxy
Lady, Pacemaker, Straight-as-a-Virgin, Florence, Rusky, Numbskull, Just Heidi,
Gimme-Gimme-Got
Virgins: Manon, John, Lillian
The Trail
Run #39 joins the ranks of other memorable hashes, right up there with Mont
St-Hilaire and Run #25. Apart from the vast mountains of food (and
beer, natch) that were guzzled on Woody's deck, we had our first (or at least as
long as the Scribe can remember) case well-and-truly lost hashers. Seeing
that miserable lot climb out of a polce cruiser after having four other hashers
out driving around St-Lazare looking for them was the funniest thing I'd ever
seen. I only hope someone got a photo.
Injuries
Casualties on the run had Zebedee leading the injured list with a pulled
ligament. Moreover, the Hares led the pack through a thorn garden on the last
leg, which left many the bare-legged hasher with cuts and nicks. Lucifier
in particular looked as if his legs had been caught in a blender.
Food Poisoning?
News travels fast, with rumours spreading like wildfire when Woody didn't
report to work the day after the Hash. Mad pig disease? Or just what
did he do with all that leftover beer, anyway?
On On!