Montreal Hash House Harriers
Hash Trash - Run #38

Note: This Hash Trash from 1997 was originally in paper form and was only placed on the web site in August 2003.

Location: Ile Perrot
Date: Sunday, May 5th, 1997
Hare(s): Foxy Lady
Hashers: Rusky, Zebedee, Straight-as-a-Virgin, Numbskull, Woody, Dead Animal, Stinky Pink Bottom

The Trail
Run #38 was held the day after a deluge of 38.5cm of rain, so needless to say, the terrain was a tad on the mucky side. Foxy even had to make a last minute course change to avoid giving the pack swimming lessons.

The pack set off through a swamp, which had us dodging branches and jumping puddles.  Dead Animal had a grand time splashing about and getting muddy (apparently he's used to hashing through cow shit, so this proved to be a bit tame for him).  We hit pavement after a while, but were once again at the mercy of Foxy's challenging checkpoints which had us running up and down searching for the trail.

Hash Fashion
After the run and a brief debate, it was decided Woody's sister be known as Stinky Pink Bottom, after blinding everyone with her fluorescent shoes.

Down-downs
Down-downs for the day included:
* Rusky for getting engaged.  He was also heard whining about the food and beer.
* Zebedee for the pending move to his new house;
* Woody for screwing up Swing Low;
* Dead Animal for dropping his beer.

SAV got the Hashit and Zebedee awarded the Numbskull to himself.  Be watching the Circle, as these will no doubt be awarded to other well-deserving hashers after today's run.

On on!