an ongoing narrative of a well traveled cranium and its adventures across the hashing planet...

2004: Numskull likes Taiwan and decides to stay awhile ...

then off to Spain

------Original Message----- 
From: Dawn [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Sunday, December 21, 2003 11:11 PM
Subject: Merry Christmas from Taiwan

Hello all, 

So we survived a 7.8 earthquake, Jorge had a accident on the scooter and we were in a 
raid at a pub! All in one month. I sure hope January treats us better.

On another note. Jorge and I are working in small schools that teach English.  
These schools are aka "Bushy Bans". I have no idea why and no one can tell us either. 
I am teaching 7 to 9 year olds for 3 hours a week then 10 to 12 year olds for another 
3 hours. And I have to teach the teachers how to pronouns their English properly. 
Each Bushy Ban is allowed to haves 2 token foreigners. So the other teachers 
are Chinese and their pronunciation is not very good, in fact it is terrible. 
So far I have not killed any one, but mom is very worried for the kids. 

Well I hope you all have a great Christmas. 
Lots of Love.		
Missing you guys a lot. 

Dawn & Jorge 

November, 2003 Polar Bear, Cling On and Numskull in rural England on their way to Taiwan.

December 17, 2002
not sure where we are today? Looks to hot to be Ottawa.

January20, 2003

Bostonian Hasher, Palm Pilot pictured outside east end Montreal apartment apartment leaving for Boston with numbskull. Unnamed hasher immediately springs to action and takes pictures of latest American incursion.
Captain Canada shown in patented time lapse photography rescuing Numskull II from burning Bar in St Anne de Bellevue.



Captain Canada shown in patented time lapse photography rescuing Numskull II from burning Bar in St Anne de Bellevue.

The Heist

From: Prior F*ck
Date: 1/23/99
Time: 10:37:58 AM
Remote Name:
The Montreal Ceremonial Numbskull was nicked by some smarmy bastard in the
Nation's Capital HHH and was last seen in Toronto heading Westbound.
Large wet amber reward the successful re-patriation of this cultural icon.
PF in Montreal [email protected] or

Skewbic Hair's update

From: "Bruce, Gerald 905 469-3874"
To: "'[email protected]'"
Cc: "'[email protected]'" ,
"'[email protected]'"
"'[email protected]'" ,
"'[email protected]'"
Subject: Montreal Ceremonial Numbskull...whereabouts
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1999 07:06:02 -0700
Return-Receipt-To: "Bruce, Gerald 905 469-3874"
X-UIDL: 976f999bd24075a4f2abba02ecdddcc0

Oakville...sail Hash
Calgary, Alberta...X-mas 1998
Wichita, Kansas...1999

Now at ??

Skewbic Hair

Picture from the Oakville 1998 Sailing Hash with our Numbskull
brazenly on display

Lucifer's bold rescue attempt
From: "Marc Lussier" 

Subject: Holy Crap!!
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1999 19:26:52 -0500


The numb scull award is better traveled than I am! Note that I went to Toronto for their 11th anniversary hash in order to get it back, only to be told that it was long gone. Hey, at least it's drumming up some recognition for Montreal.

I'm suffering from withdrawal.


Skewbic Hair's report from Kansas

Return-Path: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 07 May 1999 21:03:56 -0500
From: Brian Flint
To: "Bruce, Gerald 905 469-3874"
CC: "'[email protected]'" ,
"'[email protected]'" ,
"'[email protected]'" ,
"'[email protected]'"
Subject: Re: Montreal Ceremonial Numbskull...whereabouts
I have heard from a informed source that the Knumskull will be in Atlanta, at
the Hedon Hash over the Memorial Day weekend (May 31 +/-2). I know it has
enjoyed itself on many runs in the Mid-west. It was on a red dress run in
Kansas City, made it to the 2nd anniversary of the Tornado Alley Hash in
Wichita and was at the first revival hash of the Oklahoma Hash. There were
rumours it may run with the Land of Oz Hash in Junction City, KS next
weekend. It is having a great time, and so far has not been carried away in
any tornados. It is slowly making it's way home now. If you have any members
in Kansas before the end of the month, the Knumbskull will be out to all the
hashes. Otherwise, it will be at the Hedon Hash, slowly making it's way back
to Montreal.

(by the way, we don't have anything to steal yet)

Bruce, Gerald 905 469-3874 wrote:

More news at last

-----Original Message-----
From: David Saunders [SMTP:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2000 2:24 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Your NUMBSKULL (fwd)

Thought you might like to be first to see this pic from Skewbic, Oakville
HHH. Attached JPG.


Attached is evidence that your
Numbskull has been around.
Note the Australia sticker on the back,
courtesy of Interhash 2000.

Gerald W. Bruce
(905 815 9069)

-----Original Message-----


 Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2001 6:56 PM

To: Montreal Hash House Harriers
Subject: Hash News Flash: - 'Numbskull Award' travels to Taichung
'Numbskull Award' travels to Taichung
Kristal Tits has forwarded a photo of the Numbskull that was signed by
everyone here and sent to Taichung. They are ingeniously using it as a
beer receptacle. A photo is attached to this message.


Editors note: typical Taiwan landscape eh? This looks more like a truck stop North of Sarnia.  CT, you are going to have to do better than this.




Now for the important stuff.

< I bitched to the Taichung hash that TFU (the editor) didn't believe that the picture of the Taichung Numbskull was actually taken in Taichung. See the result of that email at  - KT January/22/2002

...not Goa ye fools, Glasgow!

-----Original Message-----
From: Jane Stevenson [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2002 4:54 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Numbskull attacks Glasgow - Glasgow attacks back!

Numbskull celebrates Robbie Burns Day,  January 2002



This week its the hash run (and I think most people feel a bit of a numbskull this morning...) and next it s the Burn's weekend in theTrossachs...Rumour has it that the numbskull may be travelling next to
Dublin. What? Not enough beer in Glasgow? Not possible!

Deer in Headlights


Boston SheepNapping

----- Original Message -----

From: "Hash Napper" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Sunday, April 21, 2002 11:38 AM
Subject: The Hash Napper Strikes

Dear Boston Hasshers,

I, the evil Hash Napper, have so easily kidnapped several of your oh-so-treasured Haberdashery. As you wallowed in your drunken reveries at past Hash events, I have effortlessly absconded with your hash treasures...and I am enjoying them thoroughly. Yes they are still alive, but they have submitted to being followers of my carnal pleasures. Mr.
Beanie and Mr. Whining easily went along with my desires, and began enjoying Mutton Drapes as I have... Mutton Drapes resisted at first, but she was broken like cheap china. You may view their debauchery at the following is not a pretty sight. (Click "Photos Link" on the left side of the profile).

The Hash Napper!

PS Beer would help get them back faster too.

Dastardly Hash Napper,
I know who you are! The "game is up"! :O)

You may have "broken" Mutton Drapes, in the physical sense... ... but you will never, never break the love bond between her & I. Never! Just keep in mind that I will "do to you" what you are...<censored> ... You'll need a <rare medical procedure> by the time I'm done with you! heh heh heh.

Revenge will be ours! :O)

PS- Give Mutton Drapes a hug for me...